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Professional Wedding Advocate (College Station)

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Worried that your narcissistic family member might ruin your wedding? Have an in-law that won’t stop giving their unwanted opinions? Too nervous about being called a bride- or groomzilla to say what you really want? Well I’m here to speak up for you.
I will come to fittings, bachelorettes, the wedding and reception. Anywhere that you need someone to speak up for you, I will be that person. If someone shows up wearing white, I will show them the door. If you love a certain flower but your future mother in law tries to force you to change it, I will step in for you. You can innocently keep the peace while all the blame goes to me.

We can work together to build a good cover story for why I am there, i.e. your cousin, a friend from school, an old roommate, a design specialist (I can draw and design clothing to make this more realistic), or anything else we can come up with. I can either be overly nice to kill them with kindness, or be extremely cold. You may give me a dress code for each event you want me to attend. I would require my travel covered, and if you want me at an event that requires payment, such as a rehearsal dinner or to wear a specific dress, that would need to be covered as well. I will work with you to create a specific budget by hour or event for my services.

This listing is for the above services only, but similar big events like quinceañeras can be discussed. Please do not contact with unsolicited offers.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this poster.

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